Wednesday 25 April 2007

A meeting of blogs

Me and jobber decided to go and see Tolstoy darn sarf

we missed our coach cos we were retarded and it picks you up from an ordinary busstop. We went for pintsand banter whilst waiting for the next one

We nearly missed our second coach cos we went to get The Guardian paper

I had an assortment of reading material

so did Jobber

it was one of those adventure books. it was amazing

then we got off at Victoria and made our way to the tube

there were no Circle Line trains so me and jobber just stood around looking simple

eventually we got to Liverpool St and then onto a train to Southend


then we saw Tolstoy!

he took us to an O'Neills to watch the united match

then from there we to an 'Its a Scream' bar

it was full of teens and was dirt cheap booze. Tolstoyalso sported his cockney cap

so cheap, that a round of Snakebites cost a whopping £3.75...

around this time Tolstoy showed us his cutting responses to some bird with severe low self esteem. At least the worlds worst person or me don't text cold responses (we both ignore them)

a meeting of two blogs... For cross reference check (http://epiclytolstoy.blogspot.com/2007/04/time-to-pick-up-jobber-and-borth-they.html)

I tried to teach tolstoy how to drink vodka/water but it took 6 goes until he became proficient. After a few I got a my neck on with some bird who works with shoes. I'm sure epiclytolstoy will have snaps of my drunken sleaze

hometime

spicy

taxi banter

I seemed to find it amusing that Rochford looked like Roachford, the RnB hero. no? oh...

we got back to Tolstoys pad

but before we went in he showed us his collection of bikes. Jobber did a butch pose for the blog

then he reheated a curry his mum had set out for us. It was top
Tolstoy then decided to washup. In his boxers and vest


before bedtime, Tolstoy showed us his collection of weapons

scared?

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