epicly carnage: Rain Bar

Thursday, 6 September 2007

# We're really missing you...and you've only just gone... #

Ive broken my camera so have had stagger and scrape together stuff to avoid a blogging drought...

I got promoted recently so had a leaving do in town. This is Michelle and her 'conservative outfit'. My line manager said her first choice of clothing was akin to a hookers working gear

Louise had threatened to shave my head. I don't know where the clippers were going to spring from but I don't think she'd want to see me go from long haired ponce to HIV positive in a single stroke

my boss Vinny- or Vinoir as I called him. R kid and his missus joined for some banter also

people had stated that Sharon was going to prey on me tonight and that I would need a chaperone (she didnt)

LA, Chris and Fisher

my bosses Bev and Frank stood with the big cheese, Ken

Bev reckoned she broke her little toe on the way here but I couldnt be happy for her

Dennis

Luke

getting a perv on...

Fisher had to get the last train back. turns out he fucked up cos of the booze and ended up going in the wrong direction home

big boss #2

banter

turns out it was Nicki's birthday today as well so we turned it into ultimate carnage

'the boiler'

Gargan

DOB

I was congratulated more about getting MJR out than on my promotion. He never turns up for anything, but it looked like he put the effort in from the heavy use of gel and an early 90s metallic blue shirt. no one actually knows his age either-people reckon he's been around forever like The Highlander. Steve on the right is my replacement

Byrne and Phillips (i refer to most people by their surnames like it was some sort of boarding school) Phillips has applied to work up in Scotland with me

the happy couple

if you click into this pic, MJR looks like he is having a fit

Team SEA

after Rain Bar we hit Subspace. I sleazed onto my favourite yummy mummy- Sara. MJR queued up but took one look at the door and ran off into the night...

these three hated it and went off to The Village. Soon all the bigwigs jumped on the leaving bandwagon and went home

Gargan plied me with sambuca's which I chased down with double vodka redbulls. I tried to implement 'stack' but the wheels were well and truly off my night so that didnt happen

tommo was getting her sleaze on with the G4S guy

I attempted to out pout the previous snap. I dont remember anything beyond this photo

confusion

this was the final photo before it broke. Apparently I had to be helped in putting my coat on and just stuck my fingers up at everyone in the back of the taxi when I left. I blame the sambuca's

Saturday, 7 April 2007

'I just wanted to see if my tongue would stick"

well Ive been out so much recently all the days are starting to blur into one. I'm also churning out blog entries like Prince churns out albums

So anyways, me S and jobber went to Sainsburys for some hangover treats

deciding what to get took it out of me

I was always gonna be onto a winner with a crunch corner

Then we came back and S was mortified to see Martyns wallpaper of him preying on a victim

We also watched about 5 hours of B4U Bollywood music channel. its amazing
so much so, that we were gonna go and see Shakalaka Boom Boom at the cinema. Its all in Hindi though

So instead we tightened up. Whilst jobber had his folks over, me and S went for a Subway
S announced that he completely screwed Subway over when he worked there. the little thief...

this essentially summed up the two worst people on the bus into town. he's still worse though...

So we tore over to Ra!n Bar, where Dr Karl and his friends were having a meal. Moz and DC were already there. Karl asked if I'd put a pic of them all on Epicly Carnage. Done

last nites boozing was taking its toll on me and the worlds worst person. we were struggling

dc cried that he has 'missed out on a hundred nights out'
then got S's hopes up by claiming that I'm worse than him in the terrible person stakes:
"S may be on the way up in niceness, and you down...but when you meet in the middle you will both still be essentially terrible human beings"

after evaluating my personality and WWP stakes, moz was gonna chuck a coin in my drink. I told him that if he got it I would neck it, but vice versa if he missed...

he lost

then, as Moz always seems to do, he bought some mad drinks to follow his necked glass of white wine. This time it was a 'ladyboy chaser'

we left there and karls mates and went to Subspace. they had some street entertainers outside

all 3 sections of the place were open to us, but we stayed in the 80's part downstairs

before...

then about 20 mins later...it was fucking rammed, and dead hot

karl joined us and was pretty destroyed...more bromance was to follow...

Nick went back ol' S for a bit and treated us to his retardedly happy 'popeye dance'

too happy for my liking

I couldn't be happy for it

then we did what we always do and hit the vodka straight/no ice/glass of waters

moz wasnt happy in a lot of pics

karl really can't work out how to drink them without looking like he's going to die

then we played 'kick the bottle through someones legs' to the sound of 80's pop

self love

bromance...

jobber wrapped his Jeremy Beadle hand in the tinsel stuff

after a while dc orchestrated a move upstairs cos of the heat

Crown Prince of Camp with lovely umbrella (who's umbrella?)

jobber used the power of suggestion on S to get a burger

then we left upstairs, but not before Moz licked the ice sculpture. He got a mad look from someone apparantly, to which he said:

'I just wanted to see if my tongue would stick"

someone claimed that this guy looked like Nicky Butt

Moz cranked up his campometer a notch (without encouragement) and showed some flesh on the dancefloor

but then a textmi.com photographer tore over and he wasnt having none of it

dc, moz and karl all left shortly after this pic

then after leaving, instead of getting a kebab we got some treats from Spa. Jobber got a Feast and I got a Rolo ice lolly. S got a Fab. Was it Fab? you betcha!