Friday 7 December 2007

Nazi Love


the sight of this man's afro could only mean one thing...

some of the crew had come up to see me

we started it like we started most things. A game of pro eves

tolstoy gave me a present. She even does home visits!

after some booze and PES, we watched the football and I came up with some plans for their time here

before we set of for booze I responded to McIlroy on msn with a quote from Peep Show

I took them to my favourite bar, Elliots.

unfortunately for jobber, it was kareoke night...

to be fair, the quality of singing was good. And the scope wasn't too bad.

ooh......

the worlds worst genepool?


staying in Prestwick, we moved onto Flanagans

S was already complaining about the xmas period. He can't be happy for the festive season

crack at the mick eh?


none of the clubs were anywhere near busy- we were told so by the nice bouncers. Instead we witnessed some more amazingly good kareoke (even jobber agreed) and I managed to capture S giving a xmas tree spiteful glances

Madisons was our last destination

it was reasonably busy
we mainly drank vodka/waters and the odd slush puppy and vodka

I managed to pull a stroke face after one round of the booze

Tolstoy's hair was causing a stir throughout the night. He would walk past jocks and they would stare in fascination then whisper to one another

his peacocking grabbed the attention of these lot
me and S swooped in for a bit and chatted to some teens who were after a party. We left them with jobber and tolstoy to go to Subway

they lost track of them in the end, but we weren't bothered

mainly cos we were on course to eat some subway carnage
when we got back to mine, the mattresses were put on my floor so it looked like I had a load of Ukranian illegals sleeping in my room
it was difficult for me to get my essentials out of my cupboards

this man decided on ricecakes covered with tobasco sauce. An rare combination for a rare man

this man bought prawn cocktail crisps just to spite me

Purple Rain was put on for bedtime. It was on a good three times that night
(To be continued...)