Stag Carnage Part 5

The morning after during checkout Pove wanted words with and r kid outside the hotel...

...turns out Disco Dave got a £50 fine for 'disturbances' last night. The matter of him climbing though his own room window probably didnt help matters, but he took the fine like a beggar

then after checkout we all went off to the beach to play cricket

Alan was umpire- he even did the counting the coins thing for the amount of balls for each over

out

my outfit didn't help my batting abilities. I ended up getting FBW- Flare Before Wicket


some people were bang into it. Steve just lay on his back cos he was so fucked



whilst the rest played cricket, a breakaway faction got some banter going

Spark talked shop with the Stag group's very own Max Farnham

I on the other hand couldnt be happy for our game and instead perved on the teenangels match

this dreamy teen was my favourite but she wasn't the greatest batter


meanwhile over on Crab Key...

Honey Ryder emerged from the sea looking for sea shells...

hometime

Walshberg on the money prowl?




Carl watched some 'erotica' on the way to the airport


wind farmage

Bagnall had a rich tan


the airport does some kind of £5 charge which angered Walshy. I was expecting an outcry from either Carl or some of the older folks but it seemed they sucked it up

the departure lounge was frigging tiny. There wasn't much to do

apart from maybe raid the Ginsters fridge

'mature'

'hired gun'

'hot prospects for the future'

I asked to sit next to Uncle Carl and Bagnall because I knew they would angle for some decent seats. They were probably needed for people less able than us but we were living the budget airline dream

the challenge was set to take a snap of the vintage air hostess

my overall fear of getting caught and the fact I couldnt use the flash didn't help the quality of the snaps


unfortunately that plan went of the window when I inadvertently reset the settings on the camera and put the flash back on...

Carl's face summed up the embarrassment of the situation as we got caught in the act

me and Bagnall laughed it off though. She looked at him when she jokingly accused us of taking a rear action shot so he must look more of a perv than me

in the midst of all this Pove was, in his words, 'a right state'

someone described this as the best shot of the holiday. For two reasons- Bagnall's head being 'the size of a pillow' and the fact that there is half of the stag in and around the photo if you click into it

County

The End