Stag Carnage Part 1

Sorry about the delay in posting- got a lot on at the moment. More postings will follow in a few days

anyways, it was r kids stag do and he wanted to tear down to Cornwall for it. So us two, walsh and scotty (aka Sasko) headed to the airport

there we met Des (aka Robin) who had flown in from the Isle of Man. He didn't fork out for the privilege of going in the Lounge, so we left him with the peasants and trundled off to bask in free papers and little savoury biscuits

Carl and Bagnall were already present which was a surprise because Bagnall normally turns up for his flight as it is hurtling down the runway

everyone was attempting to breakeven and was hitting bottles of lager and crisps

we had to move seats because we didnt want the family next to us overhearing Bagnall recalling one of his friends knocking a dildo up him with his heel during self gratification. Its a touching story, as good as the one involving the same guy using nettles on himself...

we were on Fergie's bandwagon

I was playing by my own rules and got involved with some Bloody Mary carnage

we were filling bins with all the food and drink we were having. The Lounge staff couldn't be happy (CBH) for our all-consuming tactics and were giving us evils

we got to the plane promptly and realised that it was riddled with teen angels

sasko was lucky enough to be in the thick of it and busy getting his sleaze on. He was destroyed from his Lounge exploits

but the sleazing and booze didn't stop him weeing in his knickers on takeoff

(photos courtesy of Walsh)


dreamboats

it appears Walsh was using my tactic of claiming the camera didnt work to take multiple sleaze shots. They were all Newquay bound unlike us lot

I felt like Led Zeppelin getting off the plane at the runway but maybe thats because I was woefully overdressed for the daytime in the West Country. I tried to take a snap of these two next to the plane but some women was being a right cock-knocker about it

this is her. She was kicking off bigstyle that we were taking a picture. I dont think she realises that an oversized high visability jacket and poundshop sunglasses does not make you better than me

the baggage reclaim hall was the size of a large garage

you know you're in the West Cun'ry when you get an idiot in a tractor slowing the rest of the world down

coach banter

sasko was KO'd

half of the crew were dropped off at the Metropole. Pove looked delighted

the rest of them went off in the Special Needs van to their various setups (click to look at the remedials)

Sam was there with Spark- they had driven down. The camera isnt mine (cos mine is busted) so expect my photography to sink to new depths

this was mine and Riceys room- he was flying into Bristol airport and getting picked up by Mike brother in-law Steven

before we hit the town, Carl gave us his Ricky Hatton boxing pose. Bagnall claimed Carl had combined all his favourite gear to create a superoutfit

Padstow

let the boozing commence... (to be continued)