being continued 'men' of leisure, me and S decided on a trip to Alton Towers
dc had come back from his air traffic control training down in Bournemouth so joined us. He even treated us to one of his trademark emo shots. he looks emotional
the weather was toilet
we didnt do too bad considering we abandoned the RAC route planner. our mild incompetence got us through
we thought they were giving poncho's away and so called the seller over from halfway across the carpark. then he slapped us with a £5 pricetag. not literally
after this go finished, we all confided that we were watching the same teen angel in a grey top. she was a hot prospect for the future
I was hoping the jet would be sprite (at worst 7UP) but alas it was still water. I got it in my mouth
this was the best picture I could get of AIR
to capitalise on how wet we were, we went on the wettest (and quietest) ride there and didn't actually get as soaked as expected. dc announced it was his favourite ride
we scoped a fat lazy women in a poncho reading in a chair. she genuinely would need to spaces on most rides
then after some food we went to the haunted house
most of the decor wasnt scary with the aid of flash photography
its like a shoot em up through the house. S clearly spotted he was losing and claimed he was shooting the wrong things. he beat me, but not dc
S looked like an unhappy disabled man on the swings
and dc was bizarrely scared of the swings. " I dont like any ride without a harness" was his justification. So he gave us an emo pose instead
this photo is of the rollercoaster: Rita- Queen of Speed, but I missed it cos its so quick. and I'm shit
after Rita, we tore some Dino Derby in us. The child in charge of the game was a bit retarded
me and dc played
I didnt do too badly ( I was Dino 1)
then onto Hex
dreamy
it wasnt scary, just disorientating
we went on Oblivion a few times
missed opportunity no.2
submission made S go the colour of puce. dc closed his eyes so made the ride pointless for him
missed opportunities no.3
the girl got her tongue stuck on her poncho button
dc wouldnt go on this one either. It was scary, but mainly from a health & safety perspective
this was pinball wizard. I would have shown you what it looks like, but why abandon my niche?
it was the biggest queue (or as tolstoy says 'que') which was a bit odd. it even had a little game alongside the 'que' to keep people occupied
if you got a hole in one on this, you won a car
dc said it had rained so much that the go-kart track had flooded
shotgun home was decided in a game of 'find my car'. I couldnt be happy, and allowed my competitiveness to get the better of me so I found it myself
hometime
weather started to clear up when we left. It was a clear case of CBH
dc had a catnap
I got my lech on in the service station with a slavic girl
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