'that smells like rotting flesh!' (Heavy Weekend: 4/4)

the morning after and we went looking for scouse marc. He was nowhere to be seen-we knocked on his van and he was sleeping in the back like a gypsy

this is his toilet

everyone left bar me gilkes and pove so we had some roast chicken and banter

I wasnt enjoying the czech cheap lager everyone was on

Gilkes left it too late to get back tonite and started to shit himself that he was gonna get sacked. He was getting a lift into the airport by Liz instead

pove was a bit dead and was hoping his bro Si would pick him up. That fell apart so he boozed with us (like he needs encouraging!)

talking of dead, he gave us a good impression of Anthony H Wilson

I impressed everyone with my spanish for where is the disco, coupled with Moz's little red corvette dance

it was nice in Rammo but we were too busy boozing

we got a taxi to the Hare & Hounds

luckily no small talk was involved, otherwise I would have feigned sleep

good restaurant


much banter was had

there was a reason for this photo, but I dont remember

Gilkes kept farting. Such was the stench, that liz felt the need to move to a seperate room

it had reached mike by this time, but not the couple playing on the quizzer

I thought it smelt like death

this was the couple on the quizzer- they moved that far away from the quizzer, such was the stench

mike tried to explain that it wasnt him, I dont know if they believed him or not

poves reaction tells its own story

I used a lot of sign language this weekend-most of which made pove piss himself. this one seems to be the intercourse one

my throat was on fire all weekend so Gilkes took a photo to diagnose me

bandwagon

bromance

disco dave

as a treat I let him sport my cowboy boots. In return I had wear his pair of shitflickers

next pub

controversy

think gilkes was trying to rescue his job

we talked about religion and carnage, but tightened up shortly

darn in one!!! darn in one!!!

I stumbled down the high street for some cash

slow week at the Bury Times

chinese was bought- I got beef green peppers (ugh) and black bean sauce with extra onions

pove got sweet n sour i think