"they're not girls jeans! they're unisex!"

After last night, me and jobber went into town a bit later than the rest. It was dc's birthday.
but first we knocked on for bigman to see if he was coming out to play

he wasnt

It was foggy and cold, and we were both hungover, but I wasnt as bad as jobber though
jobber even sported gloves. not fingerless ones though

someone left a brush on the met

Nick brought Sarah out- he was in his boyfriend clothes this time though,
as opposed to the disgraceful two t-shirt combo he sported last night

Karl and his missus Nat joined us for the celebrations. thats not Nat though, thats jobber

the birthday boy (on weds) striking a pose

after much ripping of team androgyny, and watching Moz (aka Princey) rearrange his parts in his unisex jeans these guys were spotted as a potential new crew for me. Tonite I dressed normally, much to relief of Golds

we went to Bar 38 cos Bedlam was shut, but I was too scared to unleash the camera in such a place

Eventually we tore over to Bedlam and got stung by the prices...£3.40 for bottles i believe

dc liked it in there though

golds took charge of the camera and got some sleazy snaps

he also decided to give Moz a 'wet willy'

A bit out of order in my eyes, but Moz got him back by punching Golds with his own hand

Karl went mad and bought two bottles of Champagne which only cost £140

We drank the champagne like any normal person would do...

"down in one! down in one! down in one!"

"chug! chug! chug!"

only joking, we didnt act like Gary Men, we acted like dreamboats

Me and Princey hit the Flirtinis. No crudités in sight though...

after Bedlam, jobber and moz listened to Purple Rain en route to Joshua Brooks

me and nick listened to "When Doves Cry" instead

when we got to Joshua Brooks dc put me him rob and Sarah on the guestlist. It only cost us £6 instead of £8.
bargain...

according to this strategic thinker, Glazer is worse than getting' bummed'

dc was having the time of his life, and so was Princey, but he always gonna leave early

Me and jobber decided to get a pint upstairs and got sucked into a bit of 'quiz machine carnage'

nick and sarah joined us

and then golds took control of the camera and I appear to have a Terminator eye

he took a good one of Sarah, only for Nick's 'tache to steal the limelight
can't be happy...

dc was up for some rusholme banter, so the word was spread

just as every post has jobber swearing, every rusholme entry has golds and his napkin

dreamy...

I could have kept this out but everyone else is subject to terrible pics and I should be no different
Jobber jumped on mine and Karls bandwagon and ordered a chicken dansak

but when it arrived he realised that he doesnt like pineapple which is pretty much the whole dish

Golds was pretty destroyed, I thought he was from Bedlam onwards

I bought some Candy Floss from Lahore but everyone manhandled it and it ended up as the size of a babys head

dc put his Kofi Annan head on and tried to get me a replacement.

but the Pakistani vendor clearly saw a bunch of clowns beating a bag of his candy floss and wouldnt budge