Guest Blogger: Captain Carnage

Borthwick was not out cos he was busy getting his sleaze with some German bird.
The crew consisted of me (Golds), Rob, DC, S, Tin Tin & Big Man. Doctor Karl was busy saving lives at the hospital.

Started off in the old monkey with Princey looking delish!

The pints at the Old Monkey tasted of turd. God knows why we drink there.

The World's worst man.

S eating for a change. He had 2 bags of peanuts to tide him over.

The mental barmaid asked for my number , so I obliged but I didn't realise that she had 2 chins.

Princey! The campest man in Timperley

Moved to the Venue which was quality but spotted that they had not actually finished it yet.

Bumped into a load of guys from Alty Boys. They were sound. Had a load of banter.

Caught S trying to get his sleaze on to this bird. She was obviously fucked.



Check out these 2 dreamboats! As you can see we all got battered.

Angry!

Ian Davenport was even more leathered than the rest of us.

Think Grundy is trying to bum S who is loving it. It's a function his bird can't provide.

Think this is Grundy's bird.

Jamie was a mess.


My co-ordination problem kicked in again. I am a spaz!


Treats for Big Man. He was very excited at this.

Once again, S is getting his sleaze with on with some bird.

She wasn't that impressed with Big Man.

She loved us!

Call the police. Violation

They were looking at lesbian porn on their phones.

These 2 hated us. They must be retarded.

Rob no longer gets angry on nights out. He is at peace with the camera.

Treats for Golds

Big Man got chucked out so we left at 2:45 and got an Allens. Tastey but ill!

This guy hated having his photo taken. Think he's illegal.

In the taxi. Fucked

I am never doing the blog again. It takes fucking hours! I don't know how Borthwick can be arsed!