Black Keys Gig

I went to the Academy with James from work to see the Black Keys

me and him managed to annoy about 30 people by bumbling around trying to find his mates
my childs bladder didnt help either...

their music's pretty skuzzy and dirty. Like my photography really.


James' mate Gary went to the toilet and said 'I wont see you lot again, I'll never find you"
he didnt either

snaps


I bumped into Mark Wales from my grammar school days.
He didnt used to look like a cross between Russell Brand and Jesus, but he does now
He was with his swedish missus and another guy from my old school


hometime


we tore next door to Big Hands. £4 admission for a bar-craziness
I originally didnt wanna go until a group of birds decided to go in. Then I jumped on the bandwagon

Eddie and Tolis (sic) were loving life

sat opposite them, was some creepy guy.

Someone thought he looked like a covert doorman for some reason

meanwhile me and Gary discussed our Top 3 Smiths/Prince songs

we both appear to like similar tunes. I was impressed by his choice of 'Beautiful Ones'

meanwhile I got my sleaze on with a tall German girl.

I used James' girlfriend Jo to speak german to her. My german stretched to 'spielmacher' and 'ales klar'

Jo seemed to like the german girls furry coat, not as much as me it appears though

unfortunately she had LSE and so wouldnt be papped by anyone, despite the crews best efforts

Guest Blogger: Captain Carnage

Borthwick was not out cos he was busy getting his sleaze with some German bird.
The crew consisted of me (Golds), Rob, DC, S, Tin Tin & Big Man. Doctor Karl was busy saving lives at the hospital.

Started off in the old monkey with Princey looking delish!

The pints at the Old Monkey tasted of turd. God knows why we drink there.

The World's worst man.

S eating for a change. He had 2 bags of peanuts to tide him over.

The mental barmaid asked for my number , so I obliged but I didn't realise that she had 2 chins.

Princey! The campest man in Timperley

Moved to the Venue which was quality but spotted that they had not actually finished it yet.

Bumped into a load of guys from Alty Boys. They were sound. Had a load of banter.

Caught S trying to get his sleaze on to this bird. She was obviously fucked.



Check out these 2 dreamboats! As you can see we all got battered.

Angry!

Ian Davenport was even more leathered than the rest of us.

Think Grundy is trying to bum S who is loving it. It's a function his bird can't provide.

Think this is Grundy's bird.

Jamie was a mess.


My co-ordination problem kicked in again. I am a spaz!


Treats for Big Man. He was very excited at this.

Once again, S is getting his sleaze with on with some bird.

She wasn't that impressed with Big Man.

She loved us!

Call the police. Violation

They were looking at lesbian porn on their phones.

These 2 hated us. They must be retarded.

Rob no longer gets angry on nights out. He is at peace with the camera.

Treats for Golds

Big Man got chucked out so we left at 2:45 and got an Allens. Tastey but ill!

This guy hated having his photo taken. Think he's illegal.

In the taxi. Fucked

I am never doing the blog again. It takes fucking hours! I don't know how Borthwick can be arsed!