"He never dies there!!"

This took forever to do and made my hangover much much worse...

I tore round to Jobbers and he showed me his xmas present- Franklin the black handpuppet. His bro got it him in homage to Franklin from arrested development (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Characters_from_Arrested_Development#Franklin_Delano_Bluth)

dc sported the 80's look again much to my delight

pretty much a full crew. Nick paid us a visit since his disappearance from the crew

we went to The Smiths/Morrissey night at the Star & Garter in town

everytime we go it gets a bit spicy and noone seems to get up till 6pm the next day...

Karl demanded to join team androgyny and wanted to go shopping for flares
I asked them to both look dangerous and karl succeeded, but the Crown Prince decided to pout...

Moz's new extreme flares eclipse mine. He admitted to the crew that he has 5 pairs

these three played on the most tedious pinball machine in the world

then everyone bar me and jobber watched the demo's on this retro game

for some reason on the pinball machine they felt it necessary to point out that £1 gave you as many credits as five 20p's
I did say it was a tedious machine...

much commotion was had when the demo changed

"he never dies there!!" exclaimed dc

then they all discovered that you could actually play it

the worlds worst person went back to being Nick again and was texting his missus

ooh matron

then we went upstairs and met Morrissey
We also switched to spirits and thats when the wheels started to fall off...

It was a bit light on poon which was unusual. Those that were there were definate LSE's though

I gave the bird on the left a Ferrero Rocher

an unlikely pairing, not as extreme as Moz and Bigman though

for some reason S befriended these two disgraces, apparantly from the states
Golds was saying the middle one looked like Ugly Betty

Moz did his camp dance for the 30th time that night

carnage

Dr Jekyll?

or Mr Hyde?

and the epiclycarnage award for 'most photogenic' goes to...

this bird was hovering round the group all night exuding disgracefulness

Golds taught her a lesson and necked her

necked

Jobber had a breakdown

He didnt wanna go for a curry and threatened to go home on his own

Luckily a creepy old man talked him round

He sat in his coat for the entire time and didnt eat a thing

During the meal I got lambasted by everyone for necking a bird whilst she had a boyfriend
Can't be happy?