To take law in hands

the night before we got baked and stayed up to watch saddams execution

I said we should have put him in the running man and have people like Hans Blix hunt him down like buzzsaw

ricey has a poster from India about bad habits. hopefully if you click on the picture it will show it in all its glory

my favourites are the top right and bottom left 'habits'...

then we went for pizza

Gulla and Maggie came from the Isle of Man for new years

the happy couples

Si and his bird came from Manchester but might not be at brams party.

I said I'd get in contact with him and see his band play at the student union

Brammy and the dutch mafia came to the pub

Maggie has 'carney hands' but they are bigger than riceys birds

I leant my camera to Maggie and they ended up taking pictures of randoms.

turns out two of the guys werent sleazes, but knew riceys bird from uni

Phil was named Gulla by the Manx crew cos he was shat on by a seagull

I reckon this was caused by brits

this was i had to put up with all night. luckily I had maggie and gulla to keep me from getting dangerously bored

dangerous

Strike a pose...

New Romantic?

tranny?

Bruxelles

I decided I'd go see ricey in Brussels for new years

for some reason I was flying there in this little deathtrap.

I was surprised that it didnt have rotor blades

I saw a weird coloured circle out of my window, I managed to capture it on the camera. do you see?

then I had to get the train from the airport to Gare Centrale to meet ricey

this is his yuppie neighbourhood. "location location location" he said

porn merchant

riceys two favourite clubs

this is his crib. he lives in the attic like Anne Frank. He doesnt keep a diary or wear dresses though

we rocked up at Bram's house. he had his cousin and her mate over from the Netherlands
I met Nico. he was dressed like a Cat Burglar

Bram is thinking about starting his new years eve party at 4 till 4am.

I'm not keen on spending twelve hours surrounded by what ricey is calling a 'sausage fest'

stefan (or sharky as he's affectionately now called)

seems that some of my phrases have been adopted by the euro crew

'cock heavy' and 'derailed' seemed to go down well on the continent...
me brammy and ricey went to a club named Soho

they played Tiesto then Scooter straight after it and noone batted an eyelid
"you look like James Blunt"

oh really?

well you look like a disgrace

I say that, but I still wanted a bit of neckin' (for the blog)
she soon locked horns with some euroclown behind me on this pic so the dream was over...

"so you're from manchester?"

I dont know how he worked that out from my accent

I only said about 3 words in the taxi, and not one of those was 'mad for it'

dan and brammy. or should I say fatty D by the look of that chin?

"you are the lord whereas I am Crown Prince..."

on sadderday dc jobber and moz went to Baracuda in alty to watch as golds put it
"...some wigan versus chelsea carnage"

golds joined them a bit later as did I. then we went to Font in town to play pro eves

as far as I remember moz was the only undefeated player that night. I scored a manual pass though

font wasnt as busy as it usually is

then we did our usual "we don't know where to go" which normally culminates in 5th ave...

luckily 'colonel banter' came up with a system whereby we all choose one venue each then vote one off every round

but instead of choosing somewhere where we wanted to go we ended up voting off the ones each of us hated and were left with Billy Rox

jobber even admitted he chose that as a laugh

billy rox was a bit scary. we got searched on the way in and we surrounded by skinhead scalls

instead we got a taxi to rusholme for a curry

dc and golds had a bit of an argument-dc wanted to get the bus and golds said a taxi would be cheaper

golds even threatened to go home in the heat of it all

think it worked out slightly dearer than a bus

captain carnage didnt seem to mind though

I mocked moz a bit more for announcing he was "Crown Prince" of the gays even though I think he was trying to rib me over my tight t-shirt homo look

dc came out in a suit jacket/t-shirt/jeans ensemble but for some reason I didnt get a full picture of it. maybe he will treat us to it again sometime?

jobber went for the andre agassi sweatband look

golds went for the knotted handkerchief beach look

the Crown Prince holding court...

I think dc bought jobber some candy floss

" candy floss from Lahore" it said on the side of the vendors cart

"mmm..vimto"

jobber couldnt be happy for the Indian restaurant and took his andre agassi sweatband with him